Morning Wood

· Anyone know where we can get a copy of the amateur sex video that was broadcast over a campus TV network at UC San Diego? It's, er, for a friend. (nbc4tv.com - thanks Jeff)

· The Superficial digs up photos from veteran Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller's topless modeling past. Why doesn't this really surprise us? (thesuperficial.com)

· To appreciate these Linux Sex Positions, we guess you either need to be a total geek or think that two cartoon birds going at it is amusing. We're just sort of confused. (Besides, we think Xerox fairies are much hotter.) (collegesexadvice.com + Gizmodo)

· From his newly purchased $3.4 million Hollywood home, "1 Night In Paris" auteur and co-star Rick Solomon tells Celebrity Justice that the Hilton family is "making me look sleazy". Sometimes it's just too easy, folks. (Celebrity Justice)