Morning Wood

· A naked Ron Jeremy may not be everyone's favorite way to start the day (it's certainly not ours) but hey—it's for a good cause. (AVN + helpinganimals.com; see more Ron in "Pornstar Pets")

· Think looking at naked men (and the odd naked woman) for six hours straight would be easy? Tristan Taormino is here to tell you that it's really not. (Village Voice)

· Thanks to Jerry Springer for showing us that women who refuse to wear clothes are just like everyone else ... except they're, like, naked. (.wmv video @ timekiller.com, via Attu)