Morning Wood

· As if we weren't already painfully aware that the 2005 Oscars were dull enough, Yahoo presents a look back at some of the more memorable T and A moments from years past to remind us all what could have been—all those strapless dresses notwithstanding. (Yahoo! Movies - thanks Sanj)

· Yes, we already knew the Fred Durst sex tape was technically "stolen", not "hacked"—but we'll still never, ever be able to go back and un-see his penis, so the distinction is largely an academic one at this point. (E! Online; more @ Gawker)

· "Angel loves being examined before playtime and this table makes sex with a doll a real joy and cleaning is easy." Who knew that Sears was such a treasure trove of pervertable fun? (Drunken Stepfather)