Morning Wood

· So how does Anna Nicole Smith top showing up "drunk" onstage at the American Music Awards last year? Why, by dropping her top at the Australian MTV Music Awards this year, of course. Bless her heart. (pub.tv2.no, thanks G - more [lots] @ Popdoh.)

· See, we've been telling you that anal sex was OK this while time ... even the Bible says so! (sexinchrist.com - thanks Ron)

· After sixteen months of writing Fleshbot every day, we're still waiting for that juicy book contract to come our way. Maybe we should've decided to do a college sex column instead? (Baltimore Sun)