Blowjobs, bathroom sex, horny household pets, and ... er, more blowjobs: thanks to Bacchus at ErosBlog and everyone featured in this week's Sex Blog Roundup for making us realize that maybe our lives aren't quite as perverse as we thought they were. (Somehow, though, they manage to make it sound a lot more sexy.)
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Sex Blog Roundup
by Bacchus of ErosBlog
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The Fine Art Of Blowing Glass
""Then there are the little individual tricks that each girl should use, so that blowjobs remain the warmer counterparts to snowflakes, since no two should ever be exactly alike."
(Fistful of Fortnights)
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Plain And Simple
"She wanted her sex vanilla, served regularly. I was happy to comply."
(One Life, Take Two)
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Summary Meditation: Fetish Experiments
"To any of the 106 responders I didn't connect with: if you had just written a grammatically correct email, WE MIGHT BE HAVING SEX AT THIS VERY MOMENT."
(Analyze Julie)
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Untitled
"Plus, don't you have to train a dog to ... I mean, humping a human's leg is one thing, but surely a dog wouldn't just ... Oh, this is too gross to even think about."
(Mistress Matisse's Journal)
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Soundly Punished
"Have you ever noticed how hard it is to give a good blowjob when you have a cold? And Man o Man what ever you do, try really hard not to sneeze when you're doing deep throat!"
(A Creative Spanked Wife)
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A Quickie In The Bathroom
"I went into the little handi-bathroom. I took one leg out of my slacks and thong, leaving my high heels on. I sat down on the toilet, scooted forward a ways so I'd be in a better position, and put one foot up on the handrail ..."
(ScoobySnax)
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