Morning Wood

· No plans for the weekend yet? Maybe it's time to start hanging out with Attu. (clubbingwithattu.blogspot.com)

· Fleshbot is a tit-grabbing felcher who loves to corrupt Bill Cosby. And you? (auburn.edu, via Screenhead)

· Porn legend Nina Hartley turns 500,000. And here we were thinking she didn't look a day over 39! (AVN)

· Michael Jackson's "love of pornography shows he is only human like everyone else" ... but does that mean our "love of pornography" show that we're just like Michael Jackson? Discuss. (This Is London)

· Is your monitor looking a little dirty this morning? Maybe now's just as good a time as any to give it a thorough scrubdown. (Flash @ 25-88.com)