House of Gord

Not everyone's house can be "the home of ultra-bondage" (we're quite content to keep ours the home of ultra-drinking and ultra-porn-watching, thank you), but since the House of Gord takes certain aspects of home decor very seriously we're happy to let them lay claim to that particular turf. Learn all about the ins, outs, and tie-ups of forniphilia in lascivious detail via their helpful FAQ, sexy stories, and extensive photo galleries featuring lovely damsels in all sorts of consensual erotic distress: we especially love the preview photos of Summer Cummings as a bouncy and bound truck headlight array. Now if we could only convince our interns that they don't have to be drunk to enjoy being human lampshades ...

House of Gord: The Home of Ultra Bondage (FAQ and membership preview @ houseofgord.com)

See also: Allen Jones: "Chair" (1969) (Tate Collection)

Previously: Dream Love Chair, More Furniture Porn, Yet More Furniture & Naked People, Extreme Furniture Hentai