Morning Wood

· In case you couldn
t tell, we keep ours set to silent "vibrate," and redial ourselves all day long, thank you very much. But we still won't have Jenna moaning in our pants until "the end of the year," though our Central and South American counterparts have since January. Jenna's Ring Moans Available in US (Reuters) See previous:
Jenna
s Moantones
(Boing Boing)

· Though the thought makes us want to run our brains through the dishwasher, we've found the perfect mate for Dennis Miller: Playgirl Editor-in-Chief Is A Republican! (yesportal.com)

· Dear England: can we borrow your film censors? Just for a minute? UK Censors Defend Release of Explicit Sex Film (Reuters) Previously: "9 Songs Review" V.B.