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Morning Wood

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· We were afraid this was going to happen, even if we're surprised it took us this long to find it: Terry Schiavo Fan Fiction. See you in hell, kids! (Screenhead)

· Is the PSP made for porn? We're still trying to figure out how to touch ourselves while watching smut on our cell phones. (Wired News; see also "Hot Girl-on-PSP Action" @ Kotaku)

· Did Vincent Gallo use a stunt cock in that "Brown Bunny" blowjob scene? We thought it looked suspiciously photogenic. (Contact Music, via Defamer)

Update Deep-throating sibling site Gawker sucks it up and gets all the way to the bottom of the stunt cock controversy in this exclusive interview, so we didn't have to. (Gawker)

· We always knew Savanna Samson was classy: "My ultimate, favorite wine that I've ever had would be 1900 Chateau Margot. But you can't always get your hands on that." (Asbury Park Press)

· Breaking: Anus hair removal trend sweeps Japan: "I did it about two years ago. All my race grid queen and model friends have done it, too." (Asian Sex Gazette)

· Also breaking: Grey ball hair removal trend sweeps Billy Idol: "It's like steel wool down there!"


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