Morning Wood

· We probably don't need to tell you this, but ... if there really is a Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie sex video out there, we promise to find it for you. So don't bother opening any of those email attachments, k? (vnunet.com)

· Time's Richard Corliss looks at the good old days of porn and decides that it's not nearly as interesting now as it used to be: "Porn is a commodity, with no more pretension to art than the most mindless kiddie show. For the weary businessman it's just a combination Viagra and Ambien." Wait, that's a bad thing? (Time)

· Meanwhile, in the 27,386th article we've seen using the title "Porn Again", someone at the New Statesmen comes to pretty much the same conclusion: "But in the end modern porn is just like any other porn. What it boils down to is no more glamorous or clever than finding a swift and easy route to self-gratification." We smell a trend! (newstatesman.com)

· Carmen Electra does Maxim Argentina. Bless her heart. (Gorillamask)