Morning Wood

· We were going to post some sort of April Fool's joke today like we did last year until we realized that Fleshbot already verges on self-parody, so why bother? So all the sex news you see here today will be the real thing, promise. (By the way, did you see what happened to Booble?)

· Lots of scoops over at Hardcore Gossip today, including news on Sarah Michelle Gellar's hardcore debut, Nina Hartley's "Guide to Sex with Repressed Republicans", and ... hey, wait a minute! (Hardcore Gossip)

· Chuckle if you will, but we're sure there's at least a few people out there to whom the concept of vampire furry porn is something very special and very real. (sopef.org)

· Yet another April Fool's joke we wish was the real thing: hot XXX iPod to iPod transfer action! (thinkgeek.com, via Gizmodo)

· No celebrity can resist plastic surgery these days, including Lara Croft—though we have to admit in this case that she looks pretty damn good. (Kotaku)