Morning Wood

· Univision's Mayra Veronica returns to FHM. We can stop holding our breath now. (FHM - thanks Sanj)

· Apparently, Google wants your homemade porn videos This ought to be interesting. (dvd-recordable.org; more @ Slashdot)

· UK's infamous "Knicker Nicker" is busted: "For many of these women it was extremely embarrassing to tell the police, 'Oh, by the way that's my vibrator'." (Mirror UK)

· Consumer alert: Red Light District is the only authorized distributor of the "1 Night in Paris" DVD. Accept no imitations! (Xbiz; more @ Page Six)

· When telling the story of how you walked in on your ex's new boyfriend sucking his own dick on a public forum isn't enough, remember: a picture is worth a thousand words! (tribalwar.com, via del.icio.us)