Since our friend Bacchus will be off exploring the wilderness for the next few weeks, we'll be turning Fleshbot's own assistant guest editor and house wench Violet Blue loose among the tangles of the sex blog forest to bring back a bunch of the best posts for your perusal. (We're just happy she came back after her explorations. We like having a house wench around here.)
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Sex Blog Roundup
by Violet Blue
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Feeling: Unsubmissive
"Maybe all I need is a little licking? Some well chosen words that will suck this mind clit gently?"
(Bliatz)
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Ring Ring!
"...I now have to pause for a moment and consider the fact that I'm talking to a guy who wants to be fucked in the ass with a Barbie doll. And then pretend to give birth to it. The frightening thing is that I can actually sketch it out in my head pretty easily. "Right, first we'd do that, then a little of this, and then I'd... Yeah, and then he'd... And then the... Yeah, right, could work." I could even incorporate some forced breast-feeding. But I'm guessing an episiotomy is out of the question."
(Mistress Matisse)
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Homage and a Coke
"I knew I was in trouble. Ice clinking. Rum pouring. 'Where did you get the coke?' By your chair. Silence. Grave silence. 'Use the bottle in the refrigerator.' Each word weighed a ton. I followed my orders. And offered up my correction. 'Now, go into the kitchen and bring me the wooden spoon by the stove.'"
(SpankmewithaSpoon)
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I'm Tired
"I suddenly flashed to last weekend, when Ted was here. He was in the kitchen, chopping things up to make us supper, and I just walked up to him, unzipped his pants and started to suck his cock."
(A Cumwhore's Diary)
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I Heart Quickies
"My third viewer wanted it LOUD and he wanted it DIRTY. I was sure I could promise him the dirty part, so he took me private and called me up. I was delighted to hear his southern accent, and he actually giggled when I talked about smearing his peckersnot around in my messy cunt hair."
(The Wandering Webwhore)
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Consuming/Devouring
"Herbal tea, honey, orgasms, breaths and sighs float round my white skin, my new silver-colored watch gives nominal time, when time is necessary."
(New Age Harlot)
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