Morning Wood

· We're so happy for the new royal couple that we're not even going to question whether this Camilla Parker-Bowles pussy slip is the real thing or not. It's about time people besides Prince Charles started looking at her as a sex object. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· It's bad enough that Bluetooth technology can't get us laid anymore; now some folks are trying to use it to get you busted for porn possession as well. (As long as you stay away from Dubai and obsolete Nokia cell phones, however, you should be OK.) (The Register)

· In more mobile news, a report claims that "fourteen percent of cell phone users stop screwing to answer their cell phones". No word on how many of them continue to screw after picking up ("Oh, nothing, what about you ... ?") (consumeraffairs.com, via Boing Boing)

· Finally, an electronic road sign that will actually cheer you up on your morning commute! (Boston Herald)

· Nice to know we're not the only ones with a fondness for orally pleasuring our consumer electronic items: "I'm the chick who shamelessly licked her PSP. And you know something? I loved it, and I would do it again!" (redassedbaboon.com, via Kotaku)

· Suffering from seasonal allergies as badly as we are here at Fleshbot Central? The helpful techniques in the animations towards the bottom of this page may be just the thing to help you clear those blocked nasal passages once and for all. (mars.dti.ne.jp - thanks Mandi; more Japanese facial bondage and nasal sex action here)