Morning Wood

· We're sure most inmates of California prisons deserve whatever punishment they've got coming to them and all, but really—isn't denying them the right to jerk off to Time Magazine a little extreme? (AVN)

· Jenna Jameson and publisher Judith Regan sue each other over proceeds of upcoming reality show. We had a feeling that honeymoon wasn't going to last long. (CNN/Money - thanks RC)

· We know it's supposed to be a protective device, but why do we feel like the FemDefence tampon is going to wind up modified for use as an extreme BDSM appliance someday? (Gizmodo)

· A year after we first reported on the latest trend in eco-porn, the San Francisco Chronicle finally catches up with wacky Norwegian environmentalists Tommy and Leona. We guess it's still a good cause though. (SFGate.com, via Wonkette; more "Fuck For Forest" here)

· Britney Spears: barefoot (presumably), pregnant ... and now, naked! (Goldenfiddle)

· Our travel tip post on sex-related amenities in Prague and Budapest yesterday neglected to mention the fact that you can also get laid in Hungarian malls. Fleshbot regrets the oversight. (Yahoo! News, via Double Viking)