Morning Wood

· Breaking: Tera Patrick likes malls, Hello Kitty, having sex on camera for money; won't do donkey porn. (Village Voice; more on "Reign of Tera" here)

· New York City government continues to crack down on sex businesses, while New York City newspapers go sex crazy. Coincidence? (nynewsday.com + Gawker)

· Meanwhile, Margaret Thatcher pops into London strip club, does impromptu pole dance to Foreigner's "Hot Blooded" to raise money for Tory candidates. (OK, we made part of that up.) (Yahoo! News, via Gloria Brame)

· Vivid to launch new makeup line; say our friends at Flaunting It, "No doubt one of their biggest challenges will be making lipstick that can survive a blow job, and eyeliner that can withstand a cumshot." (press release @ xgirl.web-international-inc.com, via Flaunting It)

· Noted Japanese economist busted for attempting to look up schoolgirls' skirts; claims mirror he was carrying was for "emergency grooming sessions". We'll have to remember that excuse the next time we ... er, never mind. (japundit.com)