Celebrity NippleWatch™

Spring has sprung here at Fleshbot Central, but it's still the winter of our discontent as far as decent celebrity breast exposure is concerned: a far cry from the heady days of 2004, the year the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" entered the vernacular and we couldn't swing a cat without hitting a famous rack somewhere. This week, we find ourselves further reduced to fielding reader tips about year-old costume drama vidcaps, hip-hop hottie hangers-on, and aging supermodel nude beach sightings; still, we soldier on, waiting for the next Janet Jackson or Tara Reid to come along and make our jobs interesting again. In the meantime, a few highlights from our inbox this week ...

"Ice-T's Coco Topless" (Double Viking)
"Elle MacPherson Topless" (Drunken Stepfather)
Claire Danes in "Stage Beauty" (2004) (robbscelebs.co.uk - thanks John