Wet Spots

· Drilling a hole above a porn store to "steal phone service"? We can think of better excuses than that (not that we've ever had to). (AZ Central)

· Sometimes we're in the mood for bush, sometimes we're not, but according to Esquire's survey, few women in the world are ever "in the mood for Bush." (Sydney Morning Herald; subscription)

· "Campaign launched to save giant breasts." No, we're not making this up, and no it's not a headline from The Onion. (The Sun, via Adrants)

· Maybe she should get a pair of delicious, nutritious gummy bear implants instead. (Pervscan)

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· Our sister site Defamer is getting set for another legendary Friday night; first a guide to LA's finest hooker hotels, then a Sin City threesome via Craigslist. How come we're never invited? (Defamer)

· It's okay, you can rinse the images of us writhing around on a soiled hooker hotel bed with Defamer and Bruce Willis out of your heads by reading this sexy interview with yummy little Bettie Page lookalike Paige Richards. (Sex Wrecks)

· But we just have to ask; now that Google has switched positions on allowing porn to be submitted on Google Video, what's the point? (Xbiz) V.B.