CGI: “The Heiress”

Our friends at Transvigor ponder what life would be like if the real Paris Hilton were replaced by the spookily realistic simulacrum on sale now at this CGI superstore site: "She would be likable and gracious and never vomit in public. The CGI Paris would be scripted and so would never say anything stupid on a reality show ... She couldn
t lose her T-Mobile Sidekick
s text message archive and address book to hackers, or be filmed performing oral sex. The digital Paris would never do anything stupid, short-sighted or self-centered. Never, ever, ever." We'd also have less to post about where Paris is concerned, of course, but all things considered maybe it's not such a bad tradeoff?

"The Heiress" for SP3 (item info @ daz3d.com, via Transvigor)

Previously: Celebrity Virtual Hotties, "Paris Hilton's Cellphone! Hacked!", Paris' Pubes @ eBay, Paris Hilton Barbie