Morning Wood

· We have a new rallying cry here at Fleshbot Central this morning: Free Mary Carey! (sfgate.com; also spotted @ AVN - more Mary Carey here)

· The WOW Report helpfully translates a German newspaper's story about Sophia Loren's alleged porn career: "It was Eigentlich their nut/mother, that would like to become gladly actress, but she does not have luck." Yes, we're every bit as shocked as you are! (worldofwonder.net)

· Enjoy this Maria Sharapova cameltoe shot, just because. (It's totally OK—she's legal now, you know.) (uselessjunk.com + Adrants)

· "UK teens fail to embrace net porn" vs. "Biggest consumers of child porn are teenagers". Discuss. (The Register + iol.co.za)

· Brittany Murphy does Maxim: "She's been down her share of dark alleys." We are so sure. (xxx-blog.com)

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