Wet Spots

· News that Sarah Michelle Gellar will be playing a porn star in an upcoming film might be a lot more exciting if we hadn't seen all that fake "Buffy" smut over the years. (thehollywoodnews.com)

· Catch Tall Goddess on Howard Stern tonight—let's hope he doesn't ask her any dumb questions, because something tells us she doesn't suffer fools too gladly. (schedule @ eonline.com)

· No one speaks of "American Gladiators" anymore, which is too bad: we always thought the game had possibilities that the domestic version didn't even begin to explore. (Flash video @ Canal 96)

· No one speaks of Claudia Schiffer anymore either, which is also a pity—as these photos remind us, some things (like walking around in public) never go out of style. (Egotastic)

· Sex Wrecks interviews the very generous Nina Hartley: "I
ve long maintained that my ass cheeks are public property." (sexwrecks.com)