Morning Wood

· We're not so sure about the message behind this French public health campaign—by this point, we're pretty sure there are people out there who like having sex with giant insects. (justjared.blogspot.com - thanks David)

· When an ordinary set of bookends just won't do: these castings will show you care enough to send the very breast! (Sorry, couldn't resist using that line. It's been a while.) (breastcastings.com)

· Yes, we already know all about that hot coffin babe calendar that all the kids seem to be talking about this week. Too bad we'll probably have to wait until the afterlife to get a date with Miss April. (cofanifunebri.it, via Metafilter)

· For sale on eBay: One sister, real boobs, barely used. (eBay, via Gawker)

· Warning: Most bloggers, especially those who write about porn, are notoriously unreliable when it comes to sex and relationship advice. Follow at your own risk. (Nerve)