Morning Wood

· It's not every day you'll get a chance to buy some of Sarah Jessica Parker's skin cells. Vorarephiliacs of the world, take note. (Celebrity Skin @ blackpitchpress.com, via WOW Report)

· It's not every day we get to help name a porn star either: the choices are pretty lame, but we guess "Amanda Underwood" sounds kind of kinky if you think about it. (xonweb.com, via Hardcore Gossip)

· Surf smut on the job in Norway, get fired ... plus $40,000. Who said porn doesn't pay? (The Register)

· Meanwhile, a Dutch schoolteacher will be able to keep her job after naked photos of her at an "erotic fair" appeared in a skin magazine: "As a teacher, you set an example, but this is of course not a hanging offence." (demagogue.blogspot.com + foxymagazine.nl)

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