Morning Wood

· She's hot, she's horny, and she really likes eating chunks of meat dipped in ice cream. Call now! (Quick Time video @ goodiebag.tv, via Screenhead)

· Yet another clip from the alleged sex tape starring everyone's new favorite obscure Belgian singer: "Alana Dante, Part 3" (Totally Crap; more Alana Dante here and here)

· More naked European celebrities you've never heard of: Lieke from the Dutch version of "Temptation Island" (yes, it exists) does Penthouse, and Attu has the photos right here. (attustest.blogspot.com)

· And while we're at it ... what could be better than another Adriana Lima nipple slip? Why, Adriana Lima intentionally showing her breasts for an Italian fashion magazine. Hey, on a slow sex news day we'll take what we can get. (xxx-blog.com)