· Hot strippers in pasties! Trailer park sex with handcuffs! If we didn't already know this was an ad for BWM motorcycles, we might actually think it was, like, porn or something! (respect-movie.com, via Adrants)
· Charlotte, North Carolina: America's next porn capital? Yes, we're just as surprised as you are. (charlotte.com, registration required*)
· Phun.org helpfully provides scans of FHM's Top 100, just in case you were too cheap to buy a copy of the magazine ... or in case the pages somehow got stuck together on the copy you did buy. (phun.org)
· She sings! She dances! She looks really really good showing off her panties during a live music performance! Is there anything that triple threat Jennifer Ellison can't do? (ihearthotties.com)
· We know it's May already, but there's still been reports of April showers affecting certain areas. Better not put those rubbers away just yet. (.wmv video @ idlebabes.com, via sexnfun.net)
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