Morning Wood

· Conventional wisdom holds that only cockroaches and Cher will be the survivors of a nuclear holocaust; you can now add Ron Jeremy to the list. (AVN Blog)

· "Bosom buddies beating breasts in tit-for-tat spat for best booby prize". We certainly couldn't top this headline, so why even try? (Wai Wai)

· OMG KYLIE AND GERI ARE TOTALLY MAKING OUT LOL ROTFLMAO!!!!!! (.wmv video @ abum.com - thanks Dave)

· British scientists develop condom with Viagra-like erectile enhancer built right in. Will the wonders of science never cease? (futuramedical.co.uk, via Flaunting It)

· You panted over her in your parents' record collection: nice to know that Herb Alpert's "Whipped Cream" cover girl is alive and well. (Boing Boing)

· Yet another reason to use a Mac: built-in "porn mode" in Safari. What will Steve Jobs think of next? (Lifehacker)

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