Wet Spots

· Hate to be the ones to have to tell you, but we saw a sex video starring your mom. No, really. (portraitofyomama.com - thanks Frank)

· We also saw some video about some chick who doesn't look like Paris Hilton talking about what it's like to be Paris Hilton, complete with a night vision sex tape sequence and everything. Yes, it's exactly as clever as it sounds. (Atom Films - thanks Peter)

· CityRag asks: "Is there anything hotter than a slamming chick smoking an apple bong?" Funny, we can't think of a single thing. (photos by CobraSnake @ cityrag.blogs.com)

· Work Magazine features an article describing how working for an online sex publication isn't sexy at all. We have no idea what they're talking about. (work-magazine.com)

· Bruce Springsteen pisses off Starbucks with a lyric about ass fucking on his new album, though (bizarrely) WalMart seems OK with it for now. (We'd insert a "Fudge Tunnel of Love" joke here, but someone already did.) (MSNBC + Wonkette)

· And speaking of ... er, what Springsteen is singing about: behold the best university logo ever. Where do we apply? (cfh.ufsc.br, via Boing Boing)

· Vincent and Chloe, together again ... for the first time! (Whatevs)

· We just realized we totally forgot to post any Cinco de Mayo-related links today—but we totally salute Mexican porn star Lyn May for her important research in the field of dermatology. (Ananova)

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