Sex Toy of the Week: Puchi Som

Consider if you will the eternal conundrum of the Japanese sex toy market: while some of it represents the most realistic simulacra technology has to offer, there's an equally large proportion of it comprised of perplexing mechanical devices that look like they're more suited for home repair than sticking one's naughty parts in. At least the Puchi Som has the virtue of being rechargeable, and we suppose those white plastic curves are the closest anyone is ever going to get to fucking an iPod—but if offered the choice we'd probably stick with something closer to the Six Nine end of the spectrum. At least an inatimate pleasure device shaped like a large intestine is a little closer to feeling like an actual human being.

Puchi Som (product info and photos @ wanta.net)

Previously on Sex Toy of the Week: Six Nine, Foot Fetish Simulator, Marshmallow Pussy, Pierced Be-atch, Double Dong Strap-On, Ejaculating Dildo, The Venus, Rubber Duckie Vibe, Vibrating Pleasure Periscope

Update A reader suggests "For some bizarre results, run the URL through Google's Japanese to English translation tool." Good idea—why settle for a boring old mechanical masturbator when you can have a brand new self-consolation vessel instead? (Thanks George!)