Wet Spots

· Finally, the perfect ending for that breast-flavored wine and Cheesy Fish Bake meal we posted about yesterday: Japanese bust pudding. We told you to save room for dessert. (hana.dip.jp, via Octopus Dropkick)

· More Japanese oddness, this time in the form of racist condoms. What will they think of next? (wanta.net)

· Sure, knowing how to make a menstruating Barbie doll is all very well and good—but we want to know where the heck they found those teeny-tiny tampons for it? (Boing Boing)

· Michigan senate passes anti-drive-by porn bill, thus making driving in Michigan simultaneously more safe and much less interesting. (wwmt.com)

· Not sure why everyone keeps sending us a link to this story about Orgasm Day in a small town in Brazil—we've been celebrating it daily for a while now. (allheadlinenews.com, via WOW Report et al.)

· And before you ask: No, we have no further information on that alleged Paula Abdul sex tape, or whatever that "evidence" is. We're kind of hoping it stays that way. (CNN)

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