· Larry Flynt accuses UN nominee John Bolton of attending a New York swingers club in the late 1970s ... but then again, didn't everyone? (rawstory.com - thanks Jon)
· Spice up those dull phone sex moments with a sample from the Pat O'Brien SoundBoard. Yelling "Get some coke!" at our partner works every time! (extremeradiomedia.com, via Fimoculous)
· "Price Is Right" Gabrielle Tuite bares all (or most) for Stuff. Yes, they got to make a "Showcase Showdown" joke before we did. (stuffmagazine.com - thanks Sanj)
· We're not sure what we're supposed to do with these dirty playing card sets once we download them. But they're fun to, er, shuffle through. (mycardset.sourceforge.net, via Creamlog)
· Finally, our dreams of self-replicating robot sex have been realized—though the end results aren't quite as sexy as we hoped. (nature.com - thanks Tyler)
· To the 25% of you male visitors who will be reading this at work tomorrow morning: We won't tell. (vnunet.com)
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