Wet Spots

· Feel like you're seeing porn everywhere you look these days? You're not alone. (wired.com + eros.coloribus.com)

· The Smoking Gun publishes runaway bride Jennifer Wilbank's fictional account of her abduction and "forced sex with rotten-toothed Hispanic man"; as Cityrags observes, "It's nice to know that when all this blows over, a second career awaits her in writing porn." (thesmokinggun.com, via Cityrag)

· Pussy in a Cup, meet Bukkake in a Bottle! Can microwaveable Teenie Creampies to Go™ be far behind? (numerozero.com - thanks Xeni)

· Bai Ling ("the first former People's Liberation Army member with a nude pictorial in Playboy", in case you forgot) opens up for Michael Musto at the Village Voice: "Whatever I have is natural, so I'm grateful they think I'm sexy!" (villagevoice.com)

· Public health alert: vaginal creams and hemorrhoid medication are not meant to be used on your face. No matter what you might hear on Oprah. (thepittsburghchannel.com)

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