Wet Spots

· Surely you didn't think Paris Hilton's ad spot for Carl's Jr. (previously spotted here) was going to remained "banned" forever—if it was really in the first place, that is? Quoth The Superficial: "I'm sure the super-full 60 second version will feature Paris performing actual penetration with the car and maybe an anal scene with the hamburger." (thesuperficial.com; more @ Adrants and WOW Report)

· Robert Evans gets some hot XXX threeway action with porn auteur Andrew Blake and porn muse Tall Goddess: "Her giraffe-like legs gymnastically spread. Each toe touched the two outer corners of my California King sized bed." Schwing! (huffingtonpost.com, via Defamer)

· Forget about sending a salami to your boy in the army—knitting a sock for your boy in Iraq as where it's at. (livejournal.com/users/spoonfeeding)

· If you can't beat 'em, join' em: after blaming the internet for the demise of his magazine Al Goldstein enters the blogosphere: "Now I feel guilty for killing all those trees!
(algoldstein.booble.com)

· Texas anti-cheerleading bill D.O.A. in state senate. We knew Satan's Cheerleaders must've been doing something right. (news8austin.com - thanks Mike)

· Finally, Maxim UK would like to remind you that indeed ... boobs are everywhere. In case you thought you were, like, hallucinating or something. (Quick Time video w/sound @ maxim-magazine.co.uk - thanks Courtney)

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