Morning Wood

· We'd like to make it clear that bomb threats in the NYC subway are nothing to giggle about—except when they involve upskirt cams. (Yahoo! News, via Boing Boing)

· We can understand Britney Spears having a porn doppelganger—but isn't Pamela Sanderson a little, well, redundant? (AVN)

· Speaking of porn doppelgangers, regular Fleshbot readers should totally ace this Porn-A-Like Quiz. (Assuming you can get the whole thing to load, which we couldn't.) (Flash w/incredibly annoying theme song @ b3ta.com - thanks Mike)

· UK Vegetarian Society tries to sex up National Vegetarian Week with porn-like video featuring all the hot melon-squeezing and zucchini-stroking action you can handle. (rudefood.com; more @ scotsman.com)

· And in more important international news, two UK models were caught in some knock-down, drag-out boobie-exposing catfight action outside a London nightclub. Because you deserve to know. (The Sun UK, via Attu)

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