Paris Hilton’s Crack Solved

Reporter Brian Krebs at the Washington Post gets to the bottom of what's been keeping us all awake nights for months now: apparently, we can thank/blame an unnamed juvenile hacker and a clueless T-Mobile customer service rep for the release of more photographs of Paris' naked boobage (all 5 1/2 nipples' worth, that is) to an unsuspecting populace three months months ago. (Scariest part of the article? They were thisclose to hacking Laurence Fishburne's account instead. Let's all pause for a collective shiver at what might have been.)

"Paris Hilton Hack Started With Old-Fashioned Con" (Washington Post)

Previously: "Paris Hilton's Cellphone! Hacked!", Parus Hilton Virus, Paris Hilton's Sidekick Photos