Tom and Katie and Paris and Paris

We were still reeling from this weekend's report about the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes engagement when news of Paris Hilton's impending nupitals KO'd us before we even had a chance to finish our morning coffee. Blogger Save Manny has thoughtfully collected links to vidcaps from onscreen nude appearances by Cruise's previous and current love interests (do we sense a trend here?) for easy reference; as for Paris ... well, surely you don't need any help finding those on your own by this point.

"Tom Cruise is Engaged to Katie Holmes: I've seen her naked!" (savemanny.blogspot.com)
"Paris Pledges Eternal Love To Paris" (Defamer)

Bonus! "Paris Engaged to Paris" (Egotastic)

Previously: Britney: A Look Back