Wet Spots

· We're as shocked as you are to learn that the 49ers media training tape includes racism, homophobia, and "lesbian softcore porn"—because everyone knows that the NFL is as wholesome as apple pie and fireworks, right? (MSNBC; see more @ sfgate.com)

· History is being made as we're writing this: for the first time, condom ads will air on US network television during prime time. You European readers can stop rolling your eyes now, thanks. (abcnews.go.com - thanks Tyler)

· Fleshbot.xxx ... coming soon to a browser near you? (AP @ NY Times)

· Breaking: Kate Moss exposes breasts during photo shoot. (Hey, we had to get some boobage into this post somehow.) (Drunken Stepfather)

· When you care enough to send the very best: UK television hostess Coleen Nolan shows the true spirit of giving by sending her son and fiancé to Amsterdam to get laid. (Hindustan Times)

· In a case where having one
s fingers in too many pies is probably a bad thing, companies have started pulling ads from Yahoo! chat rooms, a number of which solicit sex with minors. (nbc4.tv)

· When it comes to what it takes to pay for college, add
booty
to "an arm and a leg". (dailytelegraph.news.com.au)

- SM + JD

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