Wet Spots

· FHM exposes Indy 500 runner-up Danica Patrick's motivational secrets: "I need to kick their asses. I need to beat them, belittle them and make them feel small." (fhmus.com - thanks Sanj)

· Can't law-abiding BDSM enthusiasts mistreat each other in peace anymore? German police "free" a man from the trunk of a car, only to find that he was a willing participant. (thecouriermail.news.com.au)

· Lubricant-eschewing anal gang bang queen Victoria Givens wraps shooting on first installment of "Date My Slut Mom!" series, giving MILF hunters everywhere something to look forward to this summer and providing us with a front runner for our favorite porn movie title of the year thus far. (AVN)

· Firing too soon out of the gate may be a problem of the past, as a new pill is being tested to prevent premature ejaculation. (LA Times @ azcentral.com)

· Just because she can, Britney Spears announces to the world that pregnant sex is "crazy good"; whether the Feterfetus will emerge with an indentation in its wee forehead from all that humping remains to be seen. (thewmurchannel.com)

· Pervscan discusses the pros and cons about using satellite technology to track registered sex offenders ... so we don't have to. (pervscan.com)

- SM + JD

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