Wet Spots

· 80 year old grandmother busted for running New Jersey prostitution ring. So much for our post-retirement plans. (CNN)

· What's the secret to getting away with copping feels from E3 Booth Babes? Attend the expo in a wheelchair. And you thought we were perverts. (genmay.com, via Double Viking)

· Did Jessica Simpson really have sex with Bam Margera? (More important, does anyone actually care?) (.mp3 @ q102.com, via yeeeah.com)

· Some preemptive censoring by a South African internet provider has blind and hairy-palmed customers in a sexually-frustrated uproar. (mg.co.za)

· The Guardian lets loose on why sex games aren't sexy: "Somewhere, somehow there is an alternative to tacky sex comedies. The industry just needs to fumble around for a while to find it." (blogs.guardian.co.uk)

· More evidence that we're not as fully evolved from primates as we'd like to think: researches record first instance of monkeys paying for sex. (NY Times, registration required - thanks Elon)

· Actors and actresses moan (but not in a good way) about the hard work of filming a sex scene. It's a dirty job, etc. ... (philly.com)

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