Andy Roddick Dick Slip?

We're sure there's a few curmudgeonly types out there who will question the authenticity of these alleged Andy Roddick dick slip photos sent to us by a reader today, pointing perhaps to the odd pixelation or the more conceptual issue of why the ball-banging tennis dreamboat would be fondling himself on the bench of a tournament with all those cameras around. Surely you won't mind allowing us to suspend our disbelief and dream just this once, though? We deserve it.*

Click for larger versions (thanks Matty):

*Update Well, we had a few hours of misguided enchantment before a reader sent us the source photo for the above shots. It was fun while it lasted. (Thanks, Roberto!)

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See also:
· Andy Roddick (mostbeautifulman.com)
· "Gator Aid" (Towleroad)

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