Wet Spots

· Sexblo.gs shares some of the latest trends in home construction for the edification of all you amateur carpenters out there. Maybe we should've saved this one for Morning Wood? (sexblo.gs)

· If you think the war on pornography here in the US is heating up, consider the fact that the Chinese government has pulled the plug on over 1,800 porn sites in the past year. Our loins are aching just thinking about it. (asiansexgazette.com)

· For all those times you're torn between taking a dump and spending time with your over-lifesized sex doll: now you don't have to choose! (Gizmodo)

· B3ta presents the first annual (we hope) Phallic Logo Awards—because sometimes a squirting penis used to advertise a beauty salon is just ... well, a squirting penis. (b3ta.com)

· Madonna speaks out against her "overtly sexual" past—a decision that was probably made easier by the fact that she's no longer a sex symbol. (Femalefirst.co.uk)

· Breaking: Victoria Silvstedt enjoys vacation involving bikini wearing and boinking some dude on a yacht. (drunkenstepfather.blogspot.com)

· Nevada governor vetos ban on "strip club bounties" for cab drivers, thus ensuring it's going to be even more difficult for us to concentrate on wholesome activities like casino hopping the next time we visit Las Vegas. (reuters.com)

· Scarlett Johansson reveals her favorite sexual fantasy: having sex in the back seat of a car. The line forms to the left, guys. (hindustantimes.com)

· A recent study found that moderate exercise helps the sexual abilities of men with heart disease. Apparently passing out during sex just isn't a turn on anymore. (reuters.com)

· Meanwhile, European doctors have found a decrease in the rate of syphilis among gay men in countries where same-sex unions are acknowledged. And you thought the gays just wanted to get married for all those free toasters! (newswise.com)

· Looking for an easy way to piss off your mother? Kristin Davis did her part by letting a chimpanzee unbutton her shirt and flash her breasts in front of the press. (contactmusic.com)

· Adrants uncovers the Carl's Jr. ad you didn't get to see. We're glad we'd eaten dinner already before watching it. (adrants.com)

- JD, VB, SM

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