Wet Spots

· The Sun offers a disturbing glimpse into the Federlines' sex life in its report of Britney catching Kevin watching "Sleeping Booty" in a Florida hotel room—though it might've been even creepier if he was watching something like, say, "My Ass Is Haunted" instead. (thesun.co.uk + adultfilmdatabase.com)

· ZDNet reports that online porn viewership is down by three million unique visitors this year, several hundred thousand of whom reported they only read Fleshbot for the articles. (blogs.zdnet.com)

· The publicity craving eminently quotable Mary Carey discusses the warm welcome she received at a GOP fundraising dinner this week: "I got an offer for a threesome ... I got propositioned a lot. It was so much." (AVN; see also "There's Something About Mary" @ Radar)

· Meanwhile, "Ass Wide Open 4" star Yvett Balcano was selected to question the Hungarian prime minister on national television; according to Pesticide, "No word on whether any follow-up meetings between the two are in the works." (pestiside.hu)

· When "Not tonight honey, I have a headache" just isn't enough: German man severs his own penis, kills wife due to her "incessant sexual demands". (hindustantimes.com)

· Swedish organization publishes directory of porn-free hotels, presumably for the benefit of guests who don't trust themselves to keep their remotes from getting sticky on their own. (thelocal.se)

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