VH1: Behind the G-String

In case you're among the four dozen American homosexuals who haven't watched it already, think of VH1's "Strip Search" as "America's Next Top Model" for the g-string set: "15 ordinary men from across America" competing for one of seven "six figure" stripping contracts. (Not that we know of many strippers who make six figures, except for maybe Jason Adonis.) We can't exactly fault the producers for mixing obvious professional models with regular Joes—but we can (and do) fault Sean for his henna tribal band "tattoo", and whoever's responsible for subjecting the boys to ballet classes. Both are cruel and unusual punishment.-RM

· "Strip Search" (vh1.com)

See also:
· "Reality Bites ... We Hope" (holiday-n.blogspot.com)
· Sean @ Axius Photography (he's the one with the fake tattoo ripping off his Abercombie shirt in Gallery 1)