Wet Spots

· Everything you wanted to know about getting your red wings—which is not to be confused with Red Bull, which has wings and is also, er, sticky. (red-wings.com)

· If menstrual sex isn't your thing, perhaps relaxing with a cup of maple-flavored sex tea would be more to your taste—assuming your lover likes you to smell like a stack of pancakes and you believe everything you read in press releases? (intimateteas.com + avn.com)

· We're not sure exactly how plundering a paysite's image database counts as "rebellion" against the new 2257 regulations, but hey ... free porn! (Sensible Erection)

· When is porn not porn? Why, when it's "porna", of course. (As long as it's hot we don't care what you call it.) (joongangdaily.joins.com)

· Oh, and those Nazi sex dolls we posted an article about a few weeks ago? Totally bogus. But you knew that already. (Boing Boing)

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