Celebrity NippleWatch™

Pamela Anderson doesn't seem be doing all that much lately—not that I really keep tabs on her day to day activity, but I have crazed paparazzi working for me and in the pictures they take I don't see her doing anything useful by my standards, which are ridiculously high. This week she's posing in a red dress at an event for Virgin's 21st anniversay on Wednesday. Lucky for us, Pam's dress doesn't fit properly and a nipple popped out. (Yes, after all that boob surgery she still has nipples.) It's nice to see Branson enjoying them, proving that no matter how rich you get you're always going to be a pervert. It also proves that even after the world has seen you get fucked on videotape, you can still promote a company called Virgin.-J. Martinez

Pamela Anderson (Double Viking)

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Meanwhile, "Spanglish" changed my life. As a Mexican living in Canada, I could totally relate to the hired help being so insightful, yet underappreciated—the whole movie was like, "Bitch, save my marriage, and do my fucking laundry while you're at it." That doesn't change the fact that having a hot maid is a fantasy all of us have, even rich people—because in my experience, maids are only hot in the movies, since real maids are usually homely and/or fat. Well, Paz Vega isn't fat. (She also isn't a real celebrity. And most importantly, this may not even be her. But whatever, we can pretend.)-J. Martinez

"Paz Vega paparazzi pics" (forum.phun.org)

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