Durex Dickerations

Admit it, your sex life is dull—that is if you have a sex life, which I don't. But this isn't about me. When you're looking for a little way to spice it up, check out the new Durex marketing tools called Dickerations: digital downloads for you to print, cut out and put on your member. I don't think it's worth putting all this effort into getting yourself laughed out of the bedroom, but I do think it would be a great way to start a one night stand with someone you never want to see again. Trust us, they won't be calling you back. (PS - I am a fan of the Tuxedo Dickeration, because I am classy like that.)-J. Martinez

Durex Dickorations (Flash @ durexdickerations.com, via Screenhead)

Previously: Master Sugoi: "Pornogami", Erotic Origami