Morning Wood

Some of you may be happy to hear that this is my last day as guest editor at Fleshbot. Take it all in while you can, because you'll miss me when I'm gone. You'll see.-J. Martinez

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· Kelly Ripa is so damn bubbly that it's no surprise she made a porno with a bottle of champagne, which is what people who are more classy than I am call "bubbly". (OK, so it's not really a porno. But it's still bubbly.) (p099.ezboard.com)

· A Picasso nude sketch of his mistress sold for a lot of money, which proves that even rich art collectors are perverts too. (CNN)

· Did you ever want to have sex while looking like an Academy Award? If I was a marketing exec for the company that sells this gold spandex bodysuit, I would say something like "Make your lover feel like a star!" (spandexwear.com)

· Asian gameshows are out of control. But you knew that already. (.wmv video @ planetsuzy.com)

· Sex videos are a pretty common these days, which is why I wasn't surprised when I heard about these volunteer firefighters getting in trouble for making one in the station. (news.bostonherald.com)

· Billiards is a sport generally filled with older British men who aren't very sexy (at least to me)—but it seem like Black Widow is changing all that. (asiansexgazette.com)

· Looking for instructions on how to make a girl ejaculate? I'm sure you're probably wishing this was a manual on how to meet women instead. It's not your fault you're lonely—you're a busy person. (holisticwisdom.com)

· Since everyone wants a bigger penis (well, those of you who have penises already, I guess), why not get yourself a FastSize Extender? Just be sure to watch the instructional video first. (fastsize.com)

· Pervert that I am, I can relate to this guy who crawled into an outhouse tank to spy on girls when they went to the bathroom. You gotta love his level of commitment. (thewmurchannel.com)

· Urinals don't have to be ugly—sometimes they can even look like flowers, a great way to brighten up every pee. (clarkmade.com, via Sex Wrecks)

· Did Jesus have wet dreams? Read all about "the dubious role of nocturnal emissions in human spirituality", whatever that means. (.pdf @ jimgoad.net)

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