Wet Spots

So the park bench I fell asleep on here in front of the Fleshbot Central headquarters has been pretty damn comfortable—but the security guards have asked me to move along, even if it's felt more like a party than just getting drunk and loitering around. You've all been amazing and have made me feel very welcome, and although I am not your real dad, I'm happy to consider you my stepchildren. In the meantime, you know where to find me ... back at home. (PS - The wife is gonna be furious.)-J. Martinez

· Ever wonder what it would be like to throw someone off a building? Neither have I, but I had fun playing around with this bikini clad simulation anyway. (aotf.com)

· Speaking of bikinis, why do the Australians seem to make sexier ones than anyone else? LustyThreads are pretty hot—now all I have to do is find a woman who will model them for me and take them off when I ask her to. (lustythreads.com)

· The good people at Cityrag found a great selection of people having sex in cars. I love the surprised look on their faces. It reminds me of every time I've had sex. (cityrag.blogs.com)

· More public sex insanity, this time as we follow a gal on her crazy sexcapades around town. I don't know how she gets away with it, but , but I do know that I need to find this type of convenience store in my neighborhood. (.wmv video @ dumpafile.com)

· Walking around naked is something I do in the privacy of my own home because I think it would be way too offensive for me to do it anywhere else. But I might feel different if I were a skinny naked chick. (babeshorny4u.com, via thesexblog.com)

· Then again, maybe riding around naked on a motorcycle would be a better idea for me, since people wouldn't be able to stare at me as long. I'm sure the girls at CycleSnatch would be able to help me find the perfect one. (cyclesnatch.com)

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