Got Crack?

A recent article in The New York Observer, er, observes that like most kinds of cleavage, ass crack used to be the provenance of women (along with portly plumbers and construction workers)—but times are a-changin': "Ass cleavage is really in right now," says one buyer at Diesel jeans. Supposedly it's so in that even hip straight boys are turning to women's jeans to give them that little something extra above the belt. We're undecided about this fashion statement: baggy jeans with exposed boxer-brief action was fine, but do we have to see the whole enchilada split open? (Actually, don't answer that.)-RM

"We
re Nude York, Nude York!" (NY Observer)
"Butt Crack or Male Cleavage" (Ajax in the CIty)
"American Idol: Ass Crack Edition" (rjr10036.typepad.com)