Wet Spots

If I based my holiday weekend plans around today's Wet Spots, I'd score an infrared camera and take it to the beach to spy and peep, after shooting maragritas out my fake boobs and talking dirty with skater boys, all while wearing nothing except super-slutty socks. Sounds like good times, people ... -V. Blue

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· Several years ago Sony released a camera with an infrared feature that allowed users to see through clothing; they discontinued the sought-after product immediately. If we're to believe this article about Japanese men filming women with X-ray cameras, does it mean the cameras are available in Japan? Next shopping trip: Tokyo! (Wai Wai)

· Though it remains to be seen that some people want nothing more than to be sexualized by random strangers—hence the emergence of Bimbowear "T-Shirts, Thongs and More! Home of the self-made bimbo." Now that's a marketing strategy we'll never see on Adrants... (Cafe Press)

· But will a shirt proclaiming "Of course they're fake!" make you have better orgasms? According to a new Dutch study, only if it's printed on your socks. "Socks on, rocks off" (News.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Nerve continues to (not) ask the question: who wouldn't you take sex advice from? "Sex Advice from Skaters" (Nerve)

· If there were a contest of skill and determination for peepers and voyeurs, it's possible that Japan might have the winning team—or at least that's what Japundit's Jeepers Creepers article suggests. (Japundit)