Morning Wood

· While we were taking a break and enjoying our own big bangs this holiday weekend, visitors to Lisbon's International Erotic Fair had their own reasons to celebrate with a live porn film casting and the opportunity to "watch strippers twirl around greasy poles"—i.e., the sort of things we do here at Fleshbot Central even when we're not on vacation. (news24.com)

· Then again, if certain government policies continue we might find ourselves following the lead of our friends at BMEZine, who were forced to flee the country to keep their business alive in the wake of the new 2257 regulations. (bmezine.com)

· We're tempted these days to tie up our sex dolls and humiliate them for hours, pretending they were Alberto Gonzales and other members of the Justice Department. At least someone's provided us with instructions to make it safe and consensual for everyone concerned. (sextoyspro.com)

· Does adult magazine Perfect 10's copyright infringement lawsuit against Amazon's A9 search engine mean those carefree days of finding dirty pictures via Google Image Search are drawing to a close? Say it ain't so! (softpedia.com; more @ AVN)

· In more depressing news, it looks like we'll all be forever deprived of seeing a Jenny McCarthy sex tape someday. Not that we were exactly holding our breath. (thesun.co.uk)

· It's barely midmorning and we've already worked ourselves into a nervous frenzy over the news today. Maybe spending some time perusing Slate's informative (and illustrated) history of the vibrator will help us relax a little? (slate.com)

· Breaking: A recent survey at The Smut Podcast reveals that podcast listeners are hungry for more ... er, smut. (What, you were expecting additional live traffic reports or something?) (smutpodcast.com)

· Regardless of the government's eagerness to legislate our porn, they still can't deprive us of the power of a naked and pregnant female Ultra Man. So maybe things aren't so bad yet after all. (ImageShack)

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